Why just protestants? All religions may not be equally stupid (eastern religions are less stupid than western ones, and judaism is less stupid than christianity or islam, and deism is less stupid than theism), but they are all stupid to SOME degree. Don't discriminate - ridicule them all. =)
Maintaining insomniac hours lately. I would get up and go for a walk but I'm afraid of bears.
Is there a way to tell apart the catholics from the protestants? When I lived in Boston, you could tell one day out of the year when they had ash on their foreheads. I would always forget and say 'you got a little smudge right here...'