I just finished talking with my older sister Chris, whose childhood picture is just above. It took place just after the Green Bay…
Recently, while going to my favorite “catch and release” fishing hole I was attacked by a gang of deer. By the time they finished I was barely alive. I suffered lacerations, contusions and a concussion along with extreme embarrassment.
Two weeks later, it happened again except this dangle of deer were extremely…Continue
http://www.thespiritualbeacon.net/blog The number of woman Jesus Christ has reportedly sexually abused continues to increase as attorney Gloria Allred brought forth three more alleged victims, who each shared disturbing details of their encounters with the 2000 year old deity.
Brenda Standish, Kelly Nash, and Sally Leland sat down with the lawyer and recounted to reporters their frightening encounters with Christ…
Well, my faithful reader no doubt remembers the story I told a few weeks ago about mom's struggle to corner the market on walnuts. Apparently this is a lifelong obsession as a small woman barely 5 feet tall in her old hometown looking for walnuts and walnut trees. When she moved into the big city she was able to continue her habit and even having a truck full of squirrels who had cleared out her pickup bed could not deter her.…Continue
I remember reading a novel about a woman who traveled through space and time only to learn at the end of the book that she was a mental patient. I remember thinking, well that sucks, she was a really interesting person.
The stories that my peers tell me at work have touches of humor, even though I'm not really an Al-Qaeda operative the way they think I am. I often respond with a story out of right center field. When they ask…Continue
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For those of you who don’t know, Mr. Deity is an ongoing series on YouTube, featuring Brian Dalton as writer, director, and star of the eponymous series. Mr. Deity is a fast-talking 21st century take on Yahweh, complete with his son, Jesse/Jesus, Larry, the omnipresent holy ghost, and adversary Lucy (fer), doing three to four minute sketches, usually riffing on various shortcomings of the bible and its god. Frequently highlighted are Mr. Deity’s cluelessness about the…Continue
Have you ever asked yourself why we do things? Why do we do things that irritate others? What is it we do or say that make other laugh. Have you ever wondered why the most embarrassing things always happen when you think no one is around? Why? The following are just a few things that make us wonder what people are thinking.…Continue
So a friend reminded me about how I rewrote the words to "Hail Mary" to her name. Most of which I remember and is a running joke. However, what she keeps forgetting was my lyrics to a musical number that I never wrote music for. I thought I'd share the lyrics.
It..just.. takes... just a little faith, just a little faith.
Grab some bread, get some juice, now you have what's for use for
Just a little faith, just a little faith
wear a robe, grow your hair, look like a mess?…
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I was just about to post a blog entry here, when I saw this on the AN site when I wasn't logged in. Hopefully this will make you guys laugh as much as it made me laugh.
Hopefully soon, all of us will find God's match for us. Fingers crossed. Sorry, I mean hearts crossed. Wait, I…Continue
As you've probably heard, Jonathan Winters passed away April 11. This is my tribute to him.
Jonathan Winters * We're Only Visitors
Armand Migiani and Couroyer * Carmen
Cab Calloway * Utt-Da-Zy
Jonathan Winters * The Bunny Song
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs * Sacrilege
Bogard Brothers * She Keeps on Knocking
Jonathan Winters * St Vitus'…
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Prince of Darkness revealed as just a goof-off.
Last night I went to my fridge to get some soy milk for my coffee (lactose doesn't agree with me) and I noticed a 1,000,000 dollar bill fridge-magneted to the door with all the other stuff. I had put it there last summer after I found it while walking in the park near the river at the bottom of our street. Young Christians were wandering the park with…Continue
I found this Alcoholism Screening Quiz and changed drinking with God or God a related word.
1. Do you lose time from work because of God?
2. Is God making your homelife unhappy?
3. Do you go to church because you are shy around other people?
4. Is God affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse…Continue
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...drink a few beers and ponder the existence of Sun.
"Show me the evidence!" I say, thumping the table with my fist for emphasis, "Show me the e-v-i-d-e-n-c-e!" I shared this sentiment with the men at work, and they all agreed. "Yeah, where the hell's it at?" "I haven't seen it in a while." "Does it even exist?"
The Sun came out yesterday.
I was standing atop a 30-foot pipe bridge when He burst upon us in all His Glory. "I believe!" I cried, throwing my hands…
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