All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (55)

When Deer Attack

Recently, while going to my favorite “catch and release” fishing hole I was attacked by a gang of deer. By the time they finished I was barely alive. I suffered lacerations, contusions and a concussion along with extreme embarrassment.

Two weeks later, it happened again except this dangle of deer were extremely…


Added by Donald R Barbera on January 7, 2016 at 2:50pm — 10 Comments

Hello Jesus!

Added by Donald R Barbera on November 9, 2015 at 8:23am — 1 Comment

Yet Another Accusation Of Rape Against The Son Of God The number of woman Jesus Christ has reportedly sexually abused continues to increase as attorney Gloria Allred brought forth three more alleged victims, who each shared disturbing details of their encounters with the 2000 year old deity.

  Brenda Standish, Kelly Nash, and Sally Leland sat down with the lawyer and recounted to reporters their frightening encounters with Christ…


Added by JustinTetro on November 2, 2015 at 2:57pm — 2 Comments

Mom's walnuts, part deux

Well, my faithful reader no doubt remembers the story I told a few weeks ago about mom's struggle to corner the market on walnuts. Apparently this is a lifelong obsession as a small woman barely 5 feet tall in her old hometown looking for walnuts and walnut trees. When she moved into the big city she was able to continue her habit and even having a truck full of squirrels who had cleared out her pickup bed could not deter her.…


Added by kenyatta yamel on January 1, 2015 at 7:39am — 2 Comments

I was going to join the intergalactic police but the doctor changed my meds

I remember reading a novel about a woman who traveled through space and time only to learn at the end of the book that she was a mental patient. I remember thinking, well that sucks, she was a really interesting person.

The stories that my peers tell me at work have touches of humor, even though I'm not really an Al-Qaeda  operative the way they think I am. I often respond with a story out of right center field. When they ask…


Added by kenyatta yamel on December 28, 2014 at 11:26am — 4 Comments

Why I will never have black walnuts


I just finished talking with my older sister Chris, whose childhood picture is just above. It took place just after the Green Bay…


Added by kenyatta yamel on December 27, 2014 at 2:10pm — 1 Comment

Mr. Deity and the Humorless Atheist

For those of you who don’t know, Mr. Deity is an ongoing series on YouTube, featuring Brian Dalton as writer, director, and star of the eponymous series.  Mr. Deity is a fast-talking 21st century take on Yahweh, complete with his son, Jesse/Jesus, Larry, the omnipresent holy ghost, and adversary Lucy (fer), doing three to four minute sketches, usually riffing on various shortcomings of the bible and its god.  Frequently highlighted are Mr. Deity’s cluelessness about the…


Added by Loren Miller on October 31, 2014 at 7:00am — 17 Comments

Stone Age Church

Added by Raymond Betancourt on October 5, 2014 at 10:18am — 3 Comments

Things That Make You Go Hmmm . . . (Humor)

Have you ever asked yourself why we do things? Why do we do things that irritate others? What is it we do or say that make other laugh. Have you ever wondered why the most embarrassing things always happen when you think no one is around? Why? The following are just a few things that make us wonder what people are thinking.…


Added by Donald R Barbera on July 23, 2014 at 5:30am — 4 Comments

I need to learn to write music, because I've got lyrics!

So a friend reminded me about how I rewrote the words to "Hail Mary" to her name. Most of which I remember and is a running joke. However, what she keeps forgetting was my lyrics to a musical number that I never wrote music for. I thought I'd share the lyrics.

It..just.. takes... just a little faith, just a little faith.

Grab some bread, get some juice, now you have what's for use for

Just a little faith, just a little faith

wear a robe, grow your hair, look like a mess?…


Added by Rachel Riley on June 20, 2013 at 2:52pm — No Comments

Humorous screenshot

I was just about to post a blog entry here, when I saw this on the AN site when I wasn't logged in. Hopefully this will make you guys laugh as much as it made me laugh.

Hopefully soon, all of us will find God's match for us. Fingers crossed. Sorry, I mean hearts crossed. Wait, I…


Added by Matt Skaggs on June 2, 2013 at 10:50pm — 6 Comments

Mondo Diablo Episode 369: Jonathan Winters and the Prince of Darkness.

As you've probably heard, Jonathan Winters passed away April 11. This is my tribute to him.


Jonathan Winters * We're Only Visitors

Alleee 1

Armand Migiani and Couroyer * Carmen

Cab Calloway * Utt-Da-Zy

Jonathan Winters * The Bunny Song

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs * Sacrilege

Bogard Brothers * She Keeps on Knocking

Jonathan Winters * St Vitus'…


Added by Rev Hellbound Alleee on April 27, 2013 at 10:41pm — No Comments

Satan's A Slacker

Prince of Darkness revealed as just a goof-off.

Added by Richard Cahill on August 9, 2012 at 10:32am — 1 Comment

If I Had A Million Dollars

Last night I went to my fridge to get some soy milk for my coffee (lactose doesn't agree with me) and I noticed a 1,000,000 dollar bill fridge-magneted to the door with all the other stuff.  I had put it there last summer after I found it while walking in the park near the river at the bottom of our street.  Young Christians were wandering the park with…


Added by Godless Poutine on April 4, 2012 at 7:00pm — 1 Comment

Are you addicted to God? Take the test and find out!


I found this Alcoholism Screening Quiz and changed drinking with God or God a related word.


1. Do you lose time from work because of God?


2. Is God making your homelife unhappy?


3. Do you go to church because you are shy around other people?


4. Is God affecting your reputation?


5. Have you ever felt remorse…


Added by Andrew Hall on October 4, 2011 at 2:30pm — 5 Comments

Easter Fun!

Ali is four and goes to preschool. It's a half day program. Part of my daily routine when I'm playing Responsible Dad Guy is to drop her off and pick her up. I passed the school library and there was a display of kiddy Easter books. I did a double take. Did I just see what I thought I saw?… Continue

Added by Andrew Hall on April 24, 2011 at 8:07am — No Comments

Mondo Diablo Episode 307: Everything You Know is Firesign

Throwing in some irreverent humor to break the seriousness and remind everyone that Easter was always more about bunnies and sex goddesses that it ever was about Jesus. Sure, Easter is about birth, and maybe even rebirth, since it's in the spring. Yeah, rebirth of vice that nobody gave up for Lent anyway. 40 days of guilt over succumbing to temptation is half of the religion, I guess, and Easter is just… Continue

Added by Rev Hellbound Alleee on April 23, 2011 at 10:00pm — No Comments


Cracked me up! Enjoy!

Added by Valles Marineris on March 20, 2011 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Hi, I'm an Atheist

This is a little video I made last night.…


Added by Jeffrey A. Myers on November 12, 2010 at 5:44pm — 1 Comment

How to Write Like an Onion

I always think it is funny when I post a spoof article and some people say: "That's not true!" and post a Snope's link, debunking the story. I tend to think that some stories are obviously jokes. So, I thought it would be fun to show you how some spoof articles, like those of the Onion, are written. They take a real article, like this one: … Continue

Added by Diana Agorio on October 7, 2010 at 2:20am — 1 Comment

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