...Boobs. I just want to say that again..."Boobs".
Added by Scorpion Moon on May 4, 2009 at 11:25pm —
...do people who die of swine flu go to hog heaven?
Added by Scorpion Moon on April 27, 2009 at 7:05am —
...I stepped outside for a smoke at work yesterday and overheard the following convo that cracked me up:
Brother A: "So what does happen when the irresistable force meets the immovable object?"
Brother B: "Well,I ain't sure. But somebody gone end up shittin' they pants."
Added by Scorpion Moon on April 22, 2009 at 11:24am —
...is stealing all the left socks out of my clothes dryer. And when I ask Him about it,he pretends He doesn't exist...well played,babydaddy of Jesus. I'll be watching you...
Added by Scorpion Moon on April 20, 2009 at 12:35am —