I love parables. Here's one I thought of.
There came a knock at my door. I opened it to find a mid-eastern man on my porch.
"Good day" he said, "I've got great news for you."
"Do tell" I said, "I could use some good news."
"I am the world's greatest fireman, and I'm here to save you from certain death."
"Ok, I'm intrigued" I said, "Tell me about this deal.'
"Simple" he says, "you just pay me and dad weekly, help…Continue