Several of us were having a conversation the other day about stand up comedians who had died. I was saddened by the previous days passing of Greg Giraldo, and had also mentioned Bill Hicks and George Carlin, all my personal heroes. I admire the qualities of such great, freethinking minds. One particularly dull member of the conversation, only recognized Carlin's name. He immediately went into a rant regarding Carlin being "allright", but really lost his audience when he went into the atheism, God, religion path that nobody really thought was funny. It was morally wrong. Ok. Whatever. As the day went on, conversations turned. Eventually they got to the subject of tattoos. This particular dullard launched into the idea for the perfect tattoo that he'd been thinking about. I must quote this, "It's a big, muscular, bad-ass looking man angel, raping a female red demon chick from behind, tearing her wing off!" (speechless) I eventually settled on asking him if that's what Jesus would have done. Surprise, I got no answer.