I want to tell everyone I am no longer an atheist. Today at 6:01pm, May 21, 2011. i heard a loud trumpet sound and there was a MASSIVE earthquake, and i saw bodies from graves being lifted up into the air, some belonging to my christian family and friends. There were also several dead bodies walking around. I saw jesus christ descend from the sky taking up his followers to meet him. i began crying because I knew the truth all along, but i didnt listen. The end is definitely here, and i now wish i was a christian. hopefully there is still time and I can still turn my life over to god.

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Comment by Pansy on May 23, 2011 at 7:49pm
ecrasez l'infame!!
Comment by James M. Martin on May 23, 2011 at 6:33pm
I just hope I go to Hell.  At least I will get to meet Voltaire, Thomas Jefferson, Mark Twain, and many, many others.  I will insist on a private audience with Darwin.  I will dine on hot nails with John Huston.  Nietzsche and I will invite Seneca the Younger to hors d'oeuvres of baby piranha fish, washing them down with Vouve Cliquot laced with hydrochloric acid.  I can't wait...well, of course I can wait. At least until Camping's next prophecy.
Comment by Jameer Logan on May 22, 2011 at 2:29pm
Cliff I think that is asking too much from God. I mean he gave us all the sickness, diseases in the world, and let millions of people starve to death, what makes you think he will do any favors for us especially since we don't believe in him.
Comment by Wanda T on May 22, 2011 at 1:04pm
hey, if he could turn water to wine maybe he just turned salt into cocaine
Comment by Jameer Logan on May 22, 2011 at 1:02pm
You know I was really looking forward to a party in hell.
Comment by Antonio Chambers on May 22, 2011 at 12:39pm
It's the same thing jesus christ used. It makes cocaine seem like water. =D
Comment by Antonio Chambers on May 22, 2011 at 12:30pm
haha Will do. I'm on the same thing those christian nutjobs are on.
Comment by Timothy on May 22, 2011 at 11:08am
I don't know about all that, but if you could hook me up with some of those hallucinagens you're eating, I would be most grateful.
Comment by Rational-Thinker on May 22, 2011 at 10:22am
Sorry to see you go man, send us a postcard :)
Comment by Antonio Chambers on May 21, 2011 at 10:48pm
Yes sure. Harold Camping and I are the only one's that have been raptured. He's up here talking shit, Jesus and Moses are snorting coke and watching 2 and a half men. The wifi sucks...i'm leaving this place. -__-

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