Saw this post from a friend (who I'd guess doesn't seriously believe in god anyway).  I'm guessing the moral is that there shouldn't be freedom of speech.  It's hard to reply to something so stupid, but I'm interested in hearing your ideas...

A College Professor stood on his chair and said, "If GOD really exists, knock me off my chair." Nothing happened. The class was quiet. He said "See? I'll give it a couple more minutes". A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to he looked at his student and said, "WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" He said, "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME

 

 

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Comment by Jim DePaulo on September 11, 2011 at 1:25pm
I'm impressed that so many people have experienced a conversation with god (Perry, Bachmann and the occasional Marine). I'm impressed because he didn't even talk to the mother of his son to tell her he'd knocked her up – he sent one of his flunkies - he was probably to busy smiting some hapless tribe because they hadn't sliced off the end of their dicks or ate hummus with their fingers.
Comment by Irfan Aslam on September 10, 2011 at 6:27am
That does not sound like a very omnipotent god.
Comment by mistercliff on September 9, 2011 at 9:42pm
George Carlin said it right in one of his shows: If God does exist, may he strike this audience down!
Comment by Frankie Dapper on September 9, 2011 at 8:43pm

Who'd he send to stop the holocaust, lynchings, plagues etc. If he is so busy that he has to send an emissary to do his job what makes you think he has time for answering prayers or even listening. Not so all powerful either, ha Frank?

Comment by annet on September 9, 2011 at 7:42pm
Why do they use vets as emotional blackmail?  Ugh!
Comment by Daniel B on September 9, 2011 at 7:05pm

So far the best reply on her page came from a redneck looking guy who happens to be her boss...

 

"Beat the shit out of anybody who disagrees with you, today's lesson from God and the bible ;)"

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