One of the things that bothers me the most is what I have termed The "Test". Everybody here knows what the "Test" is...it's that moment during the conversation with a person or group of people who you are probably meeting for the first time when someone will inevitably say something along the lines of "Thank God for T.V....otherwise we would never know who Snookie REALLY is". (You can replace 'T.V.' with anything you like; the "Test" remains the same.) As all eyes turn towards you you immediately know that the only correct answer better sound like "Amen" or anything that affirms how lucky you are that God has given us Snookie. I am always amazed how quickly an incorrect response changes the tone of the conversation. I always feel as if I have been convicted of a horrible crime without any charges being brought. Does anyone else know what I am talking about? Why do xians feel that they must violate my freedom from religion in order to give me a completely fraudulent "Morality Quiz"?. And why do I never hear them just blurt out in conversation "Thank God for Cancer!". Amen to that!