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I just discovered a church that might be worth joining. This is the website; perhaps I am the last to know.
Hope to see you in church tomorrow.
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The only rule I am certain of is the one comparable to "never spit into the wind," i.e., never piss into the wind, because then you will need both hands and a clean set of clothes to undo the mistake.
Poor bastards who have their left hand hacked off for stealing, or whatever else, are really up shit creek without a paddle. But, no doubt, Allah makes the inevitable exception, just like J.C. would.Scatology is actually rather revealing about the Good Book(s), I hope Zeus is listening.
Dunno about jeebus watching people poop, but it's a big deal with allah.
Holy crap! (pun definitly intended).
Don't be creeped out by J.C. watching, he is simply watching his dad's handiwork. Los Tres Amigos are such fun loving guys.
I took it too. Only got 7 out of 10 - Aw, shit!
Pat, I even took "Bible Poop" quiz. Unsaved heathen was the result of the quiz. Oh, shit, no.
One of my favorite Landover message is whether Jesus watches children make poopy.
I suppose the one reason why I can deal with parodies like the Landover Baptist Church and Betty Bowers is that they're so obviously parodies to me. They don't qualify as Poe, or at least not from where I sit.I HATE Poe ... because (ideally) it can't be told from the real thing without that stipulated "wink-and-a-nod" ... and I don't see my mind likely changed about that.
I am assuming you looked at the site carefully. It is a spoof site, they advertise jesus thongs.
It is a hoot, actually.
funny - churches scare me - I try to stay away from them
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