A few years ago I realized that most Christians don't even know the Ten Commandments, so in an effort to learn them myself so that I may feel the smug sense of self-importance that many Christians feel, I came up with the following mnemonic to to aid me in my studies. I hope this helps a few of you learn them as well.
1 - I am The Shit. Put no other shit before me.
2 - Don't make shit look like The Shit.
3 - Don't call other shit The Shit.
4 - Treat Saturday like you would The Shit.
5 - Treat your father and mother like The Shit.
6 - Don't kill, unless The Shit says it's okay.
7 - Don't commit adultery like The Shit.
8 - Don't steal shit. Come on, even The Shit doesn't steal shit.
9 - Don't lie about shit.
10 - Don't want your neighbor's shit. Since The Shit treats women like shit, up to and including condoning rape, it's still not okay to want your neighbor's wife because she counts as his shit.