Customer: Where is your non-fiction?
Ariel: We have it in a few categories. What subject are you interested
in?
Customer: Angels.

*facepalm*

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Comment by Ariel on June 27, 2010 at 11:42am
Dannyisme: I get snotty attitudes all the time for not having enough Christian Fiction. People are also frantic for Sarah Palin's book around here.

Tom Thompson: I have a section called "Religious Studies" (I refuse to call it Religious Non-fiction) that anything that looks like it wants to be considered non-fiction. If I see anything that is obviously about angels, I would probably stick it in with alien encounters, tarot, and astrology.

Dave Rogers: Actually, I did delete Eyesore's original comment because its presence kept tempting me to get in a childish flame war with her. But then, 'If you ignore them they will go away' never worked on my younger siblings either.
Comment by Tom Thompson on June 27, 2010 at 12:29am
So, tell us...where DO you keep the books about angels?
Comment by Prog Rock Girl on June 26, 2010 at 7:56pm
It's funny how non-fiction is not the same as "fact"!

Fiction: anything that is admittedly made up. Non-fiction: anything else, including imaginary things and straight up lies.
Comment by Douglas Allchin on June 26, 2010 at 1:00pm
:-)
Comment by david hartley on June 25, 2010 at 6:04pm
LOL
Comment by Joseph Gray on June 25, 2010 at 3:51pm
Awesome. You should have told her to look between Zombies and Trolls.

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