New gods! They're yummier then those old ones!

With the help of a good friend I've stumbled upon a simple (yet very effective) recipe for religion. You might question this but take a look at the foundation of mormonisim...

Hess and 'loops Religion

serves: humanity
2 - godless heathens
1 - internets (can substitute 1 intertoobs or 1 webbernets)
1 - news article detailing wacky fundie traning camp

Chat and let simmer for 3 - 4 hours (cooking times vary in high altitudes).


Loop has lovingly (yet firmly) posted our chat log that spawned this revelation on her blog. It's a bit long but if you want to kill some time, or just get into the heads of two fellow heathens, take a read!

http://www.believersanonymous.com/2008/08/04/birth-of-a-religion/


So, magic rocks or hearty breakfasts? I think we've got the mormons beat...

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Comment by Neece on August 4, 2008 at 10:41pm
Oh we definitely have those silly mormons beat. We're DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS!!!!
Thanks, Hess.. you are awesome! :)

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