Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
Today I would like to talk about something that makes Me extremely furious – the fact that I am banned from public schools in the USA.
I take this as an insult. In fact, it is as if America has spit in My Holy Face and kicked Me in My Divine Balls. I punish America every day for this blasphemous effrontery.
ADHD, overcrowding, the obesity epidemic, gangs, drunk and high pedophile teachers, school shootings, retards, schools burning down by the hundreds and thousands, killer squirrels – these are all common problems facing American education today and they all exist solely because you have all insulted Almighty God and incurred My Wrath.
I guess you could say that I tend to react badly to insults. Remember the Titanic? The designer boasted that not even “God himself could sink it.” HA! That’s what you people get for testing Me.
Oh, I know there are plenty of private parochial schools where I am heavily involved in the curriculum. But that’s nothing. I still can’t go near 90% of American schools.
What am I anyway? Some kind of pedophile? You have to keep Me away from your kids?! You fucking assholes! I’M ALMIGHTY GOD!
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