Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!
I, The Almighty Lord God, HATE FAGS! I always have. Their constant faggotronics piss Me off something good.
Fags are all a bunch of effeminate cocksucker assholes! They should all totally get jumped and get the snot knocked out of their stupid fag faces.
I HATE FAGS SO MUCH! But you’ve probably heard this all before, as My Divine Hatred of fags is quite well known. Ask a little kid. Even they know God hates fags.
However, people always misinterpret the meaning of this. They always think it means I hate men who are attracted to other men. Simply not true. As I’ve said countless times before, I have absolutely no problem with homosexual men, I only hate anal sex and anyone who loves having it.
But that’s not what I’m talking about here. When I use the word ‘fag,’ I’m referring to someone who’s a whiny little bitch; a politically correct drama queen; the kind of stupid lame douchey guy who watches MTV, wears Hollister, drives a VW Jetta, drinks Diet Coke, recycles, and then weeps when someone tells him that he’s a total fag!
Read the rest at: Stuff God Hates