Hee hee, I'm getting such a kick reading the various FB status updates regarding black friday and jesus! Since I am not a selfish person, I decided to share a few with you:
1)Who's standing in line fighting to see jesus? Try jesus - no line!
2)I think we should have black friday for folks that wanna be saved. You have to be at church at 3 a.m. to make it to heaven.
3)I got everything I need on black friday, JESUS!
The last one is my personal favorite. I just want to ask that person if they kept the receipt!!