Catholic Church Says Child Rape Not Immoral

Due to the recent string of scandals plaguing the Catholic Church, Vatican Biblical scholars have been studying the Bible carefully to find out God’s opinion on rape. They can’t seem to find any passage which states or infers that child rape is a sin. Earlier this morning, the Pope met in a closed door session with the Creator of the Universe and God informed him that child rape is not immoral.

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Comment by Staks Rosch on April 1, 2010 at 8:56am
I wish people would read the whole article, because then they will see that this story isn't about the Catholic scandal.
Comment by Prog Rock Girl on April 1, 2010 at 8:29am
They didn't go that far, but Bill Donohue was whining "It's not pedophilia b/c most of the victims were post-pubescent!" This is true; it's then called hebephilia, but that is a pathetic defense, like saying "I don't do crack, I do coke!" He also said "It's not pedophilia, it's homosexuality", even if priests also molested females.
Comment by Staks Rosch on April 1, 2010 at 8:24am
I think you might be surprised by this one. There is some non-April Fools relevance.


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