Every time in history when Christians had control of Christmas, they banned it.
Which implies that Christians do not have control of Christmas right now. My proof? Christians begging, pleading, and whining to large corporations to use their Sacred Blessed Savior as a corporate schill. A salesmen. When Christians want their Savior to be a salesman, what does that say?
You guessed it, fellow mutants! Christians want their savior to Be Like "Bob!" Christians are jealous of Listlessnessmas!