An atheist blogger recently outlined her experience as a commuting prisoner of a loud-mouther Bible Banger.

It made me think about what I could do to counter such an anti-social attack. Perhaps a humorous counter attack might work.

I am thinking of preparing a mini book of not-so-nice Bible quotes which I carry with me at all times in preparation for a similar attack. Then with a loud voice I can cry to the masses as follows:

“Ma’am, you do not preach the full Word of the Lord! If you are not preaching the Full Word of the Lord his wrath will surely be upon you. Listen as I read you what the Bible says is the Word of the Lord.

<… a not-so-nice passage….>

“How many times have you followed this example in your life, ma’am? Once? Twice? Thrice? Or do you admit that you have never accepted this part of the Word of the Lord into your heart?

“There is more. If you have a Bible with you, ma’am, please turn to (quote book, chapter and verse)”

<… another not-so-nice passage….>

“Have you followed this example in your life, ma’am? Have you (insert implications) ? Are you supporting those who follow God’s example here?”

And so on.

I challenge inventive readers to write, or assist in writing a comedy routine based on this idea.

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Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on March 23, 2009 at 3:00am
Okay, okay, okay. I get your message. I will write the damned thing for you all. I'll post a copy when its ready. It might be a few weeks before I can find the time. I have a couple of book reviews on the go right now.
Comment by Jim DePaulo on March 22, 2009 at 9:20pm
True enough - mavbe just laughing at them would work.
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on March 22, 2009 at 12:05pm
Carver, that passage does not cover public preaching, only praying.
Comment by Jim DePaulo on March 22, 2009 at 9:56am
The biblical admonition against public displays of piety, seems to fit this situation. Unfortunately there are no passages that condemn public displays of obnoxious stupidity.
Comment by cj the cynic on March 21, 2009 at 3:29pm
That is a great idea!



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