When are you coming back for your sequel? Part one was really good! You know what they say: Sequels suck! The truth is, they usually do. But of course they would suck, without "Jesus Christ Superstar". Can you tell me at least some of the plot? I can hardly wait for the End of Days myself. I heard that you are going to raise every true believer from the dead! That would be so cool and kind of gross at the same time! Is everyone going to look their old selves or are they going to look all zombie like? Have you seen the Walking Dead? I really want to know who Negan beat the shit out of. I know you know. You know everything, you're the son of God(and God too. Yeah I still don't know how you pull that one off!) I hope it wasn't Glenn, or Maggie. Maggie's hot. I usually fantasize about her a lot. But don't worry, I just keep repeating your name and that turns a stiff one soft in no time! Well, God,or Jesus, I've gotta go to church, but I just wanted to humbly pray for a few things: I pray that Christian man Trump gets elected. We so need to be a Christian nation again, just like Jesus said about America in the Bible and Thomas Jefferson said in the Constitution of the Declaration of Independence. I pray that I become rich. I really need the money and I've already given you so much at church already. So I would appreciate if you could hook me up. Thanks a lot Jesus! See you soon(fingers crossed)!
Your number one fan,
Your Truest Believer