I haven't dated anyone in a year or so. Maybe this is causing my mom to think my gay is over or something. But really I doubt it, she's just totally delusional. This isn't the first time her or anyone in my family has made comments like this. Ok so..
Me: *waves a hand at the open door and says "smoky" because the neighbor is burning leaves again*
Me: It's smoky. Can I close the door?
Mom: Hahaha! I thought there was some guy out there and you were saying oooh smokin'!
Me: *giving her look that kills but she's already preoccupied with something else.*
It's so offensive!! I hate myself for not saying anything when this shit happens but I'm terrified of confrontation. I've been stewing over it for two days. I figured I should blog it and let it go.