It is a great pity that, whereas all religious communities enjoy the pleasure of receiving insult, muslims are still bereft of this privilege.
I say that this constitutes an act of discrimination and ergo an infringement of their human rights, for all religions should be spat upon equally. As atheists, let us therefore extend our generosity to those poor deprived scions of the Great Bear.
Allah has just the same right to be considered a pig as Jehovah or, for that matter, Marduk.
For you are most welcome, my curly-tailed friend! That is, as long as I have not killed and eaten you.