Epiphany

I have finally figured out why jesus did his zombie routine two thousand years ago rather than in more modern times. Speaking for myself and likely many others; If one of my friends died, was buried and then came back for a visit a few days later, I would've screamed, "AHHHH! IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!" and bludgeoned him back to death.

In a world where there are detailed zombie survival plans, there's no way the resurrection thing would have worked out.

-Tak

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Comment by Jennifer Lovejoy on April 4, 2010 at 7:00pm
lmao!!!!!
Comment by Garrick McElroy on April 4, 2010 at 12:43pm
Looooool.

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