"The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is the the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history."
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills."
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh."
"Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent."
"History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it."
"Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child."
"Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil."
"An elephant: a mouse build to government specifications."