Funny thing my Xtian girlfriend said to me the other day...

She had Chinese food without me and brought the left-overs when she came to see me. Well, she took a nap (because I am such an exciting person to visit) and I "stole" her left-overs. Later she went to eat the left-overs and found they were gone and got a little miffed. I suggested that if she had prayed over them, she might still have them. She said that she had and that she is surprised I didn't choke!!!! The atheist in me thought that that was hilarious and we laughed for a long while and we still chuckle when we remember it.

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Comment by Cane Kostovski on December 11, 2012 at 3:08pm

LMAO! I'm not sure if that is an exact quote!!!! She might have actually used the word "especially" not "except"!!!!!

Comment by James Kz on December 11, 2012 at 8:28am

"Bless this food, O Lord, pray that it sustain my body and choke thine enemies, except my boyfriend, Amen."

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