I received a Valentines card from a new suitor who is deeply troubled about my lack of religion and otherwise complete failure to worship his God.
He told me he wasn't sure if I'd like it so I told him I would open the envelope right then.
"What's NOT to like about a Valentine's Day card and well wishes?" I asked myself as I cautiously opened the card and felt it to see if there was a cross inside.
I steeled myself as I read the outside of the card, flipped it open and read the inside, deliberately ignoring the....wait for this...
pamphlet asking if Jesus Christ was my savior.
I counted to 3, smiled sweetly and told him "What's not to like about a Valentine's card? That was sweet. But you could have left that other stuff out."