Shut up. Feelst is a word.
Surely you've noticed that as a culture, we Americans love the
boyscouts. We love them SO hard.
But just as surely, as an Atheist, you've probably noticed that they are
a piece of shit organization. Probably.
By which I mean this: The Boy Scouts receive copious amounts of federal
moneys. Yet, um. They're a religious organization. They rejectify (also a
word, shut up) atheists, agnostics, homosexuals, and women. And
animals. And probably short people. Maybe.
Does not compute. System FLIPPING error.
Now let's look at the Girl Scouts. Hm what do they do? Sell cookies. I
hear they do other things, but apparently no one wants to hear about it
and the government doesn't care so much. Which, come to think of it, is
probably why they have to sell cookies.
My brother is an eagle scout. An impressive accomplishment worthy of
inclusion on a resume. No girl scout has that. YEAH HE GOT TO HOLD AN EAGLE. WHERE IS MY EAGLE YOU BASTARDS.
Moving on. The Girl Scouts don't ask on sexuality. They allow you to substitute
something for "God". They, to my knowledge, aren't tied to the church,
and my church certainly didn't encourage the program.
But really, the only reason you would be a girl scout is to "learn"
(pft. nerd.) and get fancy pins. Boy Scouts come with all sorts of
crazy, multi-million dollar wasteful bonanzas and opportunities.
Why, WHY is this... this... POOPHEADED (yeah I went there) organization
being federally funded?