...is stealing all the left socks out of my clothes dryer. And when I ask Him about it,he pretends He doesn't exist...well played,babydaddy of Jesus. I'll be watching you...

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Comment by Scorpion Moon on April 21, 2009 at 7:24am
Well,Dionysus,that would explain the frozen pork chop crammed into your car's ignition switch.

And I'm not sure he stopped with the virgin conception...I think he just quit commanding his followers to write scripture about it every time he gets a holy hard-on.
Comment by zeeman barzell on April 20, 2009 at 7:12pm
At least he stopped impregnating those poor virgins.
Comment by Dionysus on April 20, 2009 at 2:05pm
You think you have it bad? The crazy bastard keeps putting my car keys in the freezer! I kid you not, I've had enough!



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