Okay, this guys a real Koran pounding ass hole. Now, his father was a Mullah, his brothers were Mullah’s. They rallied against Saddam and paid the price. Saddam had them killed (wished he'd done us all a favor and gotten junior too, but well, one can only wish..).

Now this guy is the baby of the family. He went off to study to be a Mullah. He didn’t even finish the first part. He quit. But I guess when your dad is a honcho in a religion, I guess you get to slide.

Currently he is spending his time between Iran and Iraq. Seems that Iran’s religious leaders have taken him under their wing (or robes). They have put him on a fast track to become an Ayatollah or “Sign of God.” In other words, they are spoon feeding him.

By the way, just FYI, the President of Iran and the President of Iraq visit each other a lot. Funny how you never hear much about it in the press.

ANYWAY, have you ever noticed this guys TEETH? Has this guy ever been introduced to tooth paste or a tooth brush? Does he even know what a tooth brush is or for? I piety his dentist.

Gezzz…. No wonder ya gotta have arranged marriages. Flossing? Are you kidding?

And this guy is a threat. And a religious leader.

And people wonder why I'm an atheist.

Maybe there ought to be a show, say “Queer Eye for the Mullah Guy?” Or how about, "Mullah Makeover?" Or maybe, "Flip This Mullah?"

Maybe the best way to deal with this Koran Pounder is to get some big guys (in protective clothing), grab him, and give him a bath. Yup, soap and water might be our best weapon against Religious Leaders of Mass Destruction (RLMD). By the way, I just made that up and you can use it if you want.

So, um, you think this guys ever scored? Let alone kissed a girl? I'll bet the only time he's ever talked to a girl he probably had to have a credit card.

What do you all think?

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Comment by Talibangelist on January 31, 2009 at 9:19am
Ahh you silly infidel, don't you see that before mohamed (uhm, peace be upon him? no? ok, well anyways) rode the flying donkey off into space he specifically said beware of the whitening toothpastes? Being that this dude is one devout mullah fuckah, he's abstaining from all dental care. Can't be too safe.
Comment by Rick on January 31, 2009 at 5:14am
But guys, just how hard is it to get a toothbrush over there? Besides, a lot of people use salt to brush their teeth. Maybe if we all chipped in and got him some teeth whiteners..... you know, it'd be our little part for world peas....
Comment by Talibangelist on January 29, 2009 at 7:46am
cuz they're playin' nintendo all the time
Comment by Greg F. on January 28, 2009 at 11:10pm
In Iraq, there's not a whole lot of dentists and decent dental care products aren't available to the public. For the life of me, I can't recall this Mullah's name but I remember that he used to be called Mullah Atari because he'd slack off and play video games rather than pursue his studies and his so-called Ayatollah training has been widely called the equivalent of a mail-order degree. It takes over twenty years to become a rightfully educated Ayatollah which is why there are just a handful of them around the world. It's something that takes most of one's lifetime to do.

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