"My Savior," the former Jet, Patriot and Bronco cried. "Is that you?"
"You know it's Me, Timmy," Jesus said, sounding a bit peevish. "It's not like I haven't been here before."
"I know, Lord. And I have prayed and prayed..."
"And for sure We were aware of that. Sometimes Me and My Father think to Ourselves, why won't that boy give praying a rest? Or at least change up every once in a while by asking for something interesting, like a two-on-one oil-wrestling throwdown with Rihanna and Jennifer Lawrence?"
"But my prayers were answered, My Lord! All I asked was for one more shot at the NFL, and yesterday the Eagles called!