Lay on me some funny jokes you got or have heard- I'll start!
A man has just gotten into the shower as his wife is stepping out of the shower- the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs to open the door. When she opens the door Bob, the next door neighbor, stands staring at her body.
Before she says a word, Bob immediately says "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?"
She replies "It was Bob.""Great!" the husband exclaims, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"