I am taking a little trip to Pennsylvania this week for a family reunion where I know no one, and I have been dreading this trip for so long. To make matters worse, my cousins have cancelled on me and now I'm making the drive alone. I have been pretty bummed about the entire affair until a little idea popped into my head. I said to myself, "Self, you should stop by and check on Ken Ham over there in Kentucky." That is what I'm going to do and hopefully I will be able to find that dinosaur with the saddle, so I can get some sweet pictures. This has added a whole new level of excitement to my trip. I literally can't wait to see this train-wreck of a museum (using the word museum very loosely!).
I need someone's help. If you have been to the Creation Museum, or if you know someone that has been there, please respond and tell me what I must see, or what to expect. If you want specific pictures taken, I will take whatever people want and send them to you when I return. Also, does anyone know where the saddled dinosaur has been moved to? That's my most important question. I'm taking a cowboy hat just for that reason.
I will be dressing the part of fundamentalist christian, so I won't be exposed and/or stoned to death. Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. Also, I will be writing on my adventure extensively, next week.
Also, I see that the Museum is free to active members of the military. I will be getting in there for free. I'm recently out of the Army, but how could a God-loving Republican charge me $21 after my sacrifice for this country?