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Little Letters to "God"

Dear "God": Sen. Eric Cantor certainly cannot have taken his Torah to heart. I
thought there was a Mosaic Law about not bearing false witness.
Cantor's appearance on "Meet the Press" revealed a skilled and habitual
liar. He swore an oath to represent his state's people and all the
rest of us by extension. When one swears an oath in Judaic law, one
promises to tell the truth. Cantor's lies about the health care reform
legislation shows he does not fear the god he supposedly worships.

"God," this guy belongs in Sheol. Do your duty as a god! Condemn Cantor to Sheol. If you don't make something awful happen to him
within the next four or five days, we will know you are either (a) not
omnipotent, or (b) not "good."

And although I know this is ad hominem, my main distaste at Cantor is his little teenager's whiny voice, high pitched and effeminate.

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Comment by Joshua Chase on February 28, 2010 at 6:46pm: Damn... what a visual. Ouch!

Comment by James M. Martin on February 28, 2010 at 6:36pm: Can you imagine the type of deranged sadist who'd go 'round biting off little boys' foreskins?! No worse, of course, than the Arabian Muslims who, catching a Christian in the desert, spread-eagled him, staked him to the ground, and rubbed milky euphorbia on his prick, causing it to swell like the big end of a softball bat. In an hour or two, the enlarged foreskin would split down the middle, and it would fall off once he healed many painful days later.