Everyone in the U.S. Military at some point learns this official statement which helps them answer questions of a classified nature: "I can neither confirm or deny blah blah blah...". It's simple and automatic.
You know, it would be very useful to have my own official statement to practice for when someone asks "what religion are you?". ...and here it is:
I choose to conduct my life NOT following FAIRY-TALES. I feel it is fine for others to do so -as long as they are not passing laws or hurting people because of them.
I hope the words, 'fairy-tales' and 'hurting people' really fester in their brains.