Apparently I have a superpower.
For some reason, people DON'T listen to me when I'm talking. Soneone would ask me why i'm in a bad mood, and right when I start explaining, they leave to talk to someone else. The same thing happens when I have to explain a joke to someone.
I walk down a hallway next to a complete stranger, one of my closest friends is behind me. I don't see her, but she clearly sees both of us. She says hi really enthusiasticly, I turn around to see her and am about to say hi back, but she goes to the stranger right next to me and the two walk off.
Pretty cool power, no?