A new company has started up - a company that will rescue and care for pets once their owners are Raptured away. Christians, take note - this is no joke. Just as it says on the official Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA Web site, this is serious.
Have you ever wondered who will care for your pets once you are joined with your maker in Heaven? Well, now you can put your mind at ease. For a small fee, you can rest easy knowing that the fine folks at Eternal Earth-Bound Pets will rescue and care for your pets once you're gone.
They are currently operating in 20 states. According to their Web site, they will care for "dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals." Oddly enough they do not offer this service for camels. Why do I say "oddly enough" in regard to camels?