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Pastafarians and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thanks to AtheistTech and Tony Carroll for the friendly jab.
Hail Marinara
Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables).
Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
RAmen.
The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book
My gosh, they have song books, and ....
Ramen, sister. May his noodly appendage keep you firmly on the ground. May your beer always be cold, your hookers disease free, and pirates keep you safe.
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