I got my own back on some "god feathers" today.
A man and his son arrived on my doorstep. When I opened the door the man started to talk about the signs we have on the window next to the door. They read "Welcome to the House of Perpetual Commotion" and "Everyone here seems normal until you get to know them".
Recognizing foot-in-the-door sales patter, I smiled and asked bluntly "What is it that you want?"
"We've come here to talk about the Bible", said the man. I replied, "Oh, I've got something for you." Then I handed them one of the "Why do you believe in God?" tracts which were sitting conveniently on the shelves just inside the door. In my opinion, these tracts are the best down-loadable anti-Christian tracts I have come across on the Net. I have been waiting for the opportunity to use them. "Come back when you've finished reading it", I said, and then closed the door.
If he is foolish enough to come back he will probably regret it. I do not like having my Saturday morning interrupted by door to door sales people.