The yummy treats that the Good Friday Turtle (if he exists) might bring us next year!
Unlike Christmas and Easter, which unfortunately have become widely commercialized and somewhat secularized, Good Friday remains very unambiguously a religious holiday: specifically a Christian one. Very few people would claim that Good Friday is a secular holiday. There is no Good Friday Turtle
that crawls around giving presents to good little girls and boys, no exchanging of Turtles chocolate and pecan candies, no TMNT
marathons on TV, no playing of music from The Turtles
(though "Happy Together" would make a nice holiday song!).
Although it's nice to think about, no Virigina
, there is no Good Friday Turtle. The only reason that someone would treat Good Friday differently than any other day is for religious reasons.
It is a religious observance of the day that some guy named Jesus, who only some people believe was the son of their god, died on a cross before going to hell for a couple of days, after which he miraculously (magically) rose from the dead to go back to heaven. All this trouble just so daddy would agree to let some people up into heaven, while leaving the rest burn for all eternity.
Personally, and for the record, I like the Good Friday Turtle idea much better, but the Constitution says people have a right to believe that whole God-sent-his-son-to-be-tortured-to-death mumbo jumbo. The Constitution also tells us however that government cannot endorse one religion over another.
So when the Shelby County Clerk
in Tennessee reportedly closes on Good Friday,
or the state of Wisconsin recognizes Good Friday as a holiday
, these government entities certainly seem to be celebrating a Christian-only holiday.
So what's the harm in these and other government agencies closing for Good Friday? What's wrong with people having a day off or people having to wait until Monday to renew their licences? Giving this strictly religious holiday preferential treatment shows an official bias in favor of that religion (Christianity) over other religions or non-religion.
Despite what many religious folk claim, the founding fathers did not intend the US to be a Christian nation
, unless you think the entire Constititional Convention did a collective facepalm once they realized they had accidentally left "The United States is a Christian nation" out of the Preamble. Doesn't seem likely to me.
A photo of James Madison after realizing he and other founding fathers forgot to establish the United States as a Christian nation in the Constitution??
The country was intentionally founded with freedom of religion in mind. People may celebrate their religious holidays if they so please, but government is not and should not be involved. Holidays of other religions besides Christianity are generally not observed or usually even mentioned by government bodies, and this is the way it should be.
An occasional nod to Jewish or Muslim holidays may occur, but they normally don't shut down government just because some religion somewhere thinks a given day is important to their deity of choice. And that's the way it should be.
Government agencies get around this issue for Christmas because it has now taken on a largely (if not predominately) non-religious life of its own. Few would dispute this fact, although many might justifiably object to it. The main objections to Christmas arise when government steps over the line and starts inserting Christian words and symbols
into what has become a secular celebration.
Easter has followed Christmas along the path to secularization to a lesser extent (with pagan and secular symbols such as the Easter Bunny, colored eggs, marshmallow Peeps
); but since most government agencies are closed on weekends anyway, the issue of officially recognizing Easter by closing offices normally doesn't come up.
But when government or government-funded agencies (schools, libraries, etc.) declare Good Friday to be a holiday and shut down in observance of that Holy Day, they are very clearly moving from secular celebration to religious observance. That's something that government isn't allowed to do. It wouldn't be an honest argument to claim that Good Friday is just part of some sort of long weekend of a secularized Easter, since Christians obviously must separate Good Friday from Easter enough to want a separate day to observe it. Good Friday is clearly, in practice and by definition, a Christian-only holiday. One that most religions don't recognize, and some people object to.
I don't want my government telling me or my fellow citizens (whether child or adult) that one religion's primitive idea of human sacrifice to appease the gods is something to be respected and revered. And the Constitution has my back on this one. Religions can teach this, but governments can't endorse it by saying Good Friday is a holiday.
Unless The Good Friday Turtle stops by Tennessee, Wisconsin, or elsewhere next year, bringing candies and presents for all, I expect government to drop Good Friday as a holiday and get back to the business of running the country, not promoting religion
(This blog was originally posted on I Am The Blog