1. Thou shalt not need to fear a god or gods to practice morality. Were you raised by wolves or something?
  2. Okay this jealous god shit was more important than thou shalt not rape, thou shalt not beat and/or molest children, thou shalt not bully sexual partners, thou shalt not fuck relatives or beasts; and thou shalt not enslave? But yeah, don't buy a fucking Hari Krishna incense burner thingamajig because your god thinks it's worse than fucking the dog.
  3. What kind of god gets offended by words? The big pussy in the sky wasted another commandment on his royal butt-hurt. What kind of trailer park god is okay with your son also being your nephew and would rather whine about what people think of his ass like an internet drama queen? Fuck your easily butt-hurt god. Was that lightning striking me down for blasphemy? Nope, false alarm.
  4. Sabbath day is now "having fun with family days" because you worked your ass off the other five days. Stop dragging your poor family to sit on hot pews on your days off. Go to the park and enjoy the weekend. Do you really need religion as an excuse not to be worked to death?
  5.  Honor your entire family. Mom and dad, spare the rod. Children, no doing any Melendez type shit. No going JOSH DUGGAR on your siblings. Thoughts such as, "I hate my DNA, I hate my DNA" is a clue to stop breeding.
  6. Wow, you need a god to tell you not to murder. What neighborhood do you live in? I want to avoid walking through it.
  7. If you aren't monogamous, don't drag any unwilling participants into your lifestyle.There are people who live monogamous lifestyles and people who do not. Have some empathy for a person who wants to live a monogamous lifestyle. You can start with loving yourself by telling anyone you're on a date with; this is who I am, and I want it open.
  8.  Are you surprised stealing other people's stuff is wrong?
  9. Screw the Sabbath day. Do you need religion to not be overworked 7 days a week instead of 5 days a week? Are you enjoying the days off you worked so hard to get sitting on a hot, hardwood bench hearing a preacher rant for hours? Family days in the park will make your children happier and healthier, and you too.
  10. Are you coming on to your neighbor's wife? If he busts your face, you only have yourself to blame.

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Comment by Frankie Dapper on July 9, 2017 at 10:14pm

Wolves are a better role model than the bible. Ethologist are goo-goo, gaa-gaa over wolves and their morality. 

Comment by Daniel W on July 9, 2017 at 9:29pm

Nicely written!  I still can't figure out why Jehovah thinks rape, slavery, and genocide are OK, but as they say, "God works in mysterious ways".

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