I was feeling highly patriotic since it's Independence Day weekend, so I wore my old army uniform to the service. During the sermon, the priest asked the congregation what we would do if Jesus came back today. "Would you be ready?" he asked. I jumped up, saluted him, and yelled, "SIR, YES SIR! When Jesus comes back, we'll kill him again SIR!"

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