Thrown out of church this morning. It was my pastor's birthday today so I brought in a piñata to help get the party started. This wasn't any old piñata, this was a Jesus piñata; and I brought a whip instead of a baseball bat. I guess they had enough of my antics when piles of red cherry Laffy Taffys came flying out after a few lashes. At that point I knew that I had made a huge mistake: Not everybody likes cherry. :(

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Comment by pantagruel1 on January 24, 2011 at 11:53pm
I actually did get kicked out of sunday school when I was a kid for spitting on one of the teachers.
Comment by 1311 on January 24, 2011 at 10:25am
I am cracking up!!! You are so funny! :)
Comment by Frankie Dapper on January 23, 2011 at 11:18pm
Go on. Get yourself all liquored up for the fights.
Comment by saboma on January 23, 2011 at 8:53pm
Bwuahahaha!  Cherry Laffy Taffys were very thoughtful.


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