Thrown out of church again today. I was trying to impress this cute lawyer sitting next to me, so I stood up and shouted "OBJECTION!" during the middle of the sermon. Just as I was turning around to wink at her, I remembered that it was perfectly acceptable to lie on the stand in the house of God. I'm not sure if she was impressed or not, but she did give me her business card as I was being dragged out.

JESUS IS LARD

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Comment by Donald Campbell on September 20, 2011 at 7:16pm
What type of law does she practice?
Comment by Squirrel on September 19, 2011 at 3:34pm
What were you doing in the Church in the first place? Just because of the cute lawyer?
Comment by annet on September 18, 2011 at 3:55pm
again? objection, lol.

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