This was just too funny. Don't we all just love those insane individuals that ruin the image of theists everywhere? This is taken from the site of a church which may well be the next incarnation of the Westboro Baptists:

"The disgusting, lewd little toys from the Toy Story movies use their tiny legs and arms to crawl up from the hot-rocks (pixars) in Hell and peek their demonic heads into the doors of Hollywood producers every ten years, or so. Their goal is to use their cunning smiles and convince Hollywood executives into signing a contract with the Dark Toy Master, Satan and ultimately get hired to act in another Toy Story movie so they can seduce and deceive another generation of innocent little children!"

Their site also features a thread titled: "101 reasons why god hates spastics" and numerous other rather disturbing proclamations.

You can peruse their hilariously nonsensical drivel here:

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Comment by Jim DePaulo on August 16, 2010 at 1:30pm
Excellent Poe - it rings so true it is really difficult to separate from real bible fools.
Comment by Michael D. on August 16, 2010 at 11:48am
Shh, don't tell anyone! Freehold, Iowa exists between dimensions!
Comment by Peg K on August 16, 2010 at 7:42am
Landover Baptist is a spoof sight.
Comment by Michelle on August 16, 2010 at 12:01am
Landover Baptist is Poe and on Facebook, but it is fun.
Comment by Melissa Wells on August 15, 2010 at 11:18pm
LOL...hilarious webstie, I will definitely be getting some gifts for my family from their online store.
Comment by Melissa Wells on August 15, 2010 at 10:53pm
Normally I don't even bother to acknowledge these types of people but wow, I am going to have to check out this site. I am dying to know if the author actually believes the toys in Toy Story to be real living demonic beings, because it kind of sounds that way.



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