heehee after the classic what if scenario that god really existed, the poor cowardly theist often follows with: What will YOU say to god if he really does exist and you stand before him upon your death?

hmmm.... well... after a couple times of just dodging the question with logic, I decided to humor the hypothetical situation:

"GOD! Let my people go!"

What would you say?

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Comment by Howard S. Dunn on November 27, 2009 at 1:47am
There is an awesome old joke about this one ...

An atheist is running from hungry lions when he comes to the edge of an abyss so deep he can't see the bottom. He frantically casts about for a solution as the lions close in when he hears a deep, disembodied voice rise from the depths of the chasm:

"Jump, my son! I will catch, you!"

"Who the Hell is THAT?" the terrified and bewildered man calls back!

"It is I, your Lord and Savior, God - the creator of all things! Jump - I will save you."

The lions are rapidly closing in and the man turns back to the abyss and yells:

"Is there anyone else down there?"
Comment by Mister Harvey on November 26, 2009 at 8:33pm
If it were the Christian god encountered I'd say:

“So, you created the world in seven days and ERASED all tracks of your existence. You went so far as to create photons IN TRANSENT from stars to distant to see in the short amount of time they existed. You created ground replete with evidence of deep epochs of time and complete histories of fantastic animals that never walked the earth.

You set up a system of arbitrary rules designed for me to break and blame ME for having broken them. You say that I must believe an illogical claim to be saved from breaking the illogical rules but gave me a mind capable of logic. And you blame me for not being able to believe.

Bugger off!”

If it were a Pantheist God I'd say:

“Cool Dude”
Comment by Ronin on November 26, 2009 at 5:06pm
"Have you seen my son's cat?"
Comment by Christina Crowder on November 26, 2009 at 3:52pm
Hahahaha Outlaw. Best laugh I've had in a LONG time.
Comment by Johnny on November 26, 2009 at 3:29pm
hahaha yeah god likes to watch people do the nasty, eh? He got pissed that one guy spilt his semen on the ground so he killed him.
Comment by OutlawGirl on November 26, 2009 at 3:26pm
"You spent 23 years watching me masturbate and I'M going to hell?"
Comment by Jaume on November 26, 2009 at 2:56pm
"OK, now tell me... where did they hide this camera?"
Comment by Jaume on November 26, 2009 at 2:55pm
"Honestly, I didn't expect to see you in such a good health! Ahem, I hope you won't take offense if I pinch myself?"
Comment by Loren Miller on November 26, 2009 at 2:46pm
Ummm ... dude ... has anyone talked to you about your breath?
Comment by Johnny on November 26, 2009 at 2:43pm
lol! i love that guy! great atheist satire.

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