hilarious -- i am now waiting to hear from other mythological creatures like fairies, santa, the easter bunny, thor, etc. too bad you have so much time to waste on this site, otherwise you could cure cancer, stop children from dying of starvation and grow back the two amputated toes on my right foot. oh, snap.
Hey God, if you have some spare time, I've found some music you may like for your site. They're on my page, if you want to see if they qualify as "God's Own Tunes". Being the Almighty, you'll already recognize the titles, of course.
Oh yeah, while I was visiting at stuffgodhates, I noticed that you were taking suggestions on what to punish EX-president Bush with. My favorite has always been a plague boils & pestilence, but raining a sh*t storm on Texas until the day Bush dies, has a certain appeal all its' own, don't you think? Just something to consider of course. I would never presume to tell you what you should do.
- Who created you?
- Which religion is the right one?
- Are you pissed at PZ for his Eucharist cracker antics?
- Is Ray Comfort going to heaven? -Or can you not stand him either?
- Why did you appear to people all the time in biblical times and not at all since then?
- Why did you bury all those dinosour bones around?
- Why did you create humans who must use empirical evidence in order to survive, and then punish them for eternity for not believing in things with no evidence whatsoever?
- Why do kids get cancer?
- If we're all made in your image, why are there so many stupid people?
- If I were born in a secluded rainforest and never heard of you, would I still go to hell?
- Why do so many more deaths occur in your name than in Satan's?
- Why do we have appendixes?