Hey God, is Jesus like gay or something? I know how against the whole man on man stuff you are but your son never got married, hung around a lot of dudes far more than he did any chicks and (if the paintings of him are correct) wore sandals and what looks like a dress. Now look, I know how it is to be single but as the son of god shouldn't his whole putang percentage should have been way high? I mean if girls are willing to bang a guy just for being on the football team wouldn't they line up to get it on with a half god? Yet, he doesn't seem interested in trying and the women around him don't appear that interested. I mean it's odd.
Thanks God. This place can be a bit dry at times, but you always make me laugh. Thanks for giving me a warped sense of humor, I made sure to pass it along to my sons. BTW, the "Ezekiel" quote was the 1st thing I downloaded when I got my mp3 player last year. Oh yeah, and thanks for the shitty weather, Ohio is definitely where purgatory is located.
if you haven't read lewis carroll's 'alice in wonderland' you would understandably not 'get' my reference to authority figures of whom one is terrified until one sees how ineffectual and ridiculous they really are. may i also suggest the 'curtain' scene in the film, 'the wizard of oz'.
both the book and the dvd are available on amazon.com, as long as your credit is better than your omniscience of popular literature.