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Not so sure gentlemen. I doubt you could drive a sewing needle up his ass with a 9 lb. sledge hammer.
J.M.M, Oh my. But I doubt that Robertson has a cute little ass. A lifetime of straining for BMs has probably given him a bouquet of hemorrhoids. Not cute.
L.M. Oh my. But with that gallon of KY, you might be able to pry his head out of his ass.
Doubt it would work, James. Give Pat an enema, and I doubt he'd be much different from the results Hitchens proposed you'd get doing the same thing to Falwell:
If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.
Besides ... Robertson is such a tight ass, you'd likely need a gallon of K-Y to just get STARTED on his pucker!
You see, these horrible people are always hawking bullshit. They have nothing of any real value to peddle, so they do the TV version of three-card monte. How would they like it if gay people enslaved them in the tyranny of the majority: heterophobes catch all the perverts and subject them to behavior modification designed to attract them to Judy Garland, Broadway musicals, WeHo bars, and other terrors, Oh my! Bust their little buns with some humongously hung dude who shows no mercy, a little S&M thrown in just to humiliate their cute little asses. What Pat really needs is an enema and a fisting.
Robertson is such a clown he is his own straw man. I think if he doesn't say something outrageous he cant have a BM - these statements help with with his constipation.
True, Pat, that's more or less a given!
Must confess, though I doubt Hitchens would ever have stooped to do so, I would have LOVED to see a debate between ol' Robby and da Hitch ... purely to watch Robertson get DECIMATED!
Loren, I mostly agree with you. The only thing I would change is that Robertson is talking out of both side of a different orifice in a different set of cheeks.
Nothing like talking out of both sides of your mouth at the same time. I quote the following directly from the website this video came from:
Notably, Robertson’s own Regent University in a study of sexual minorities (gay, lesbian, bisexual, queer or bi-curious) involved or once involved in opposite-sex relationships found that heterosexual behavior did not alter their homosexual or bisexual orientation.
Someone needs to throw that in Pat's face sometime and get a reaction.
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