Pure epicness from the YouTube user dubbed- Philosophobia: "I was lying in bed the other night, when suddenly, I heard a voice. I looked in the direction of the voice and thought my Chia Pet was trying to speak to me. When I got up to investigate it, while approaching my Chia Pet, it miraculously burst into flames, and I saw God! (dun! dun! dun!) And God gave me a list of ten things that he wanted all the bible believers of the World to ask themselves"