Song: Woody Allen Jesus.
Written and performed by: Tim Minchin
This original song was written by Tim for his performance on the Jonathan Ross show immediately prior to Christmas. However, I.T.V. chose not to air it out of fear that the right-wing, tabloid press would paint it as an "attack on Christmas" and try to stir up a scandal.
Luckily, Tim got a copy of the footage prior to it being axed from the show and you can watch the original performance here: