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Comment by Plinius on November 19, 2019 at 10:45pm

Great and very funny! Just heading out for this week's lesson, they'll love it!

Comment by Patricia on November 19, 2019 at 6:12pm

Trying to read this aloud to Rick was almost impossible, I was laughing so hard.

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 19, 2019 at 6:07pm

Patricia, you made my day!

Comment by Patricia on November 19, 2019 at 2:15pm

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.

The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is:

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

Comment by Patricia on November 17, 2019 at 5:54pm

Ok Jesus goes to a motel , walks to the check in counter throws three long nails down and says “ can you put me up for the night? “

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 17, 2019 at 3:57pm

Patricia, Loren, & Ruth, great posts. We need signs like this in Newport. Uh! I don't have the courage nor the ability to do the task. Let me see if there are others in the community that agree with these cartoons and I will volunteer to do phone work to defeat Trump. 

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on November 17, 2019 at 11:08am

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Comment by Patricia on October 21, 2019 at 12:34pm

Excellent, Loren.

Comment by Plinius on October 21, 2019 at 9:59am

I love that one, Loren!

Comment by Loren Miller on October 21, 2019 at 9:53am

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Yet another story that might have been told while rocking on chairs on someone's porch ... just maybe!

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